cell-phone catasrophe

it was like 00:30 AM and the 24th of oct 2005... i was in my room reading up for my 3rd mid sem... tp had warned me some time back that the mess guy arun was messing around in the hostel confiscating cell phones, which are of course banned (rank foolishness, if you ask me)... so i boarded up all the room windows and put the phone on charge... suddenly there's this knock on the door... imma like i throw the phone into my shelf ad cover it up with my physics text and mech notebook... i had just done that when that chut enters the room... he starts off ordinarily enough, asking if the hostel is ok... i say "yeah it's gr8 ; no probs" {LOL}.... fu**** then frisks my pouch in which i normally put my phone... doesnt see anything annoying wrong in it... then looks into my shelf... bas**** spots the charger... he goes like "where's the cell phone"... i open the back cover and start to take out my sim card... he's like "you can't do that"... i say ok and then turn it on and put a security code... he's like you cant do that neither... imma like what... its not like i'm in bed with his wife or daughter... wat the f***'s it his problem for... i apply the code and give it to him... i sit down on the bed and start glaring at him... he's like "you don't trust me... just wait, in half an hour the van is coming, you can get onto it and leave the hostel.... you can vacate".... after he repeats this some 5 or 6 times, he just walks outta the friggin room.... i find out that he's run tis routine some 6 or 7 times already... bitch has 8 phones when he comes down... i try talking to mahesh sir with the rest of the guys... by that time he'd already called upadyay... game over.... i get back to the room and come back in half an hour... he's made all the others stand around him and he's tryna frickin scare them... then i go in late... i stand at the fringe of the gathering and just glare at him... he tells me to come closer... i take half a step forward... he repeats... i decide to let him have wat he wants and go within an inch of him... he backtracks and tells all of us to come down at 8.10..... Skip to 8... i call up dad from kc's mobile and tell him wats happened... he takes it in very coolly... i go down late at 8.15... this time arun's like "car is coming, we can go to dean;s office and deposit the cells there and then to VC's office... you can all talk to him directly.... ok... this will take upto atleast 12... so its ok you can miss classes... not gonna make any difference..." i was like "ok... big deal..." he glares and i glare back... upadyay comes in... he takes the phones and says..."ok, go to college"...arun is like "sir i caught them yeaterday" (prick has no sense of time) and upadyay is still like "go to college"...bitch is like disappointed he couldn talk more abt his clverness and all that crap.... Skip 1 day........ went and met the dean the next day... he said "fuck off" in a very polite manner.... LOL.....